You know its hot in Australia when

  1. The best parking stop is determined by shade,not distance
  2. Hot water comes out of both taps
  3. You learn that seat beat buckle makes a pretty good branding iron
  4. The temperature drops below 32 degrees C and you feel chilly
  5. You know that in January and February it only takes two fingers to steer a car
  6. You discover you can get sun burnt through your windscreen
  7. You develop a fear on metal door handles
  8. You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7 am
  9. Your biggest bicycle accident fear is “What if i get knocked out and end up lying on the road,getting cooked?
  10. You realize that asphalt has a liquid state
  11. Farmers are feeding their chicken crushed ice to prevent them from laying hard boiled eggs
  12. The trees are whistling for dog
  13. While walking back barefoot to your car from any event,you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the car park
  14. You catch a cold from having the aircon on full-blast all night long
  15. You realize that Westfield Shopping Center aren’t just Shopping centers they are temple where you worship Air Conditioning
  16. Sticking your head in the freezer and taking deep breaths is considered normal
  17. A cup full of ice is considered a great snack
  18. A blackout is life threatening because your aircon and your fan no longer work
  19. No one cares if you walk around with no shirt on
  20. You keep everything in the fridge ,including potatoes, bread and clothing
  21. People have enough left over beer cans to make a boat and compete in a regatta
  22. The effort of toweling yourself off after a shower means you need another shower right away
  23. You will wait patiently until the day it starts raining to go for a run
  24. You worry your ceiling fan is spinning so fast it will fly off and kill you
  25. You laugh because the list is accurate

You found a snake where

A SNAKE catcher has released these hilarious images of the most bizarre places he has discovered the world’s deadliest creatures.  Unexpected spots such as gyms, wine racks, brothels and even under pillows.

This place is so cool Longitude 131°

Longitude 131° is a transcendent experience of discovery, located in the spirited heart of Australia.  Facing majestic Uluru, Longitude 131° commands spectacular views of the outback icon and World Heritage listed wilderness of Uluru-Kata Tjuta National Park. Delve into the foundation of Anangu culture and explore this irresistible land and the stories of the traditional custodians.
Luxurious and unfettered, Longitude 131° will make your senses come alive.

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Meanwhile In Australia(pics)

Twin sisters share same BOYFRIEND … Double OR Nothing

Twin sisters from Australia have taken their sisterly bond to the extreme by spending £150,000 on cosmetic surgery to look identical.

The 28-year-old women Anna and Lucy DeCinque from Perth, have had countless cosmetic procedures from lip fillers to breast implants and tattooed eyebrows in a quest to look exactly the same.

From their matching treatments to their identical exercise routines, the brunettes are devoted to being duplicates and never stray from each others’ sight for more than a few moments.

The sisters are so close that they share a phone, a car, a job and a Facebook account. They even share the same bed – and boyfriend.

“We’re dating one boy at the moment,” says Anna. “There are three people in our relationship. We’re sharing.”

“It’s not really weird to us,” explains Lucy. “We have one boyfriend and all three of us share the same bed.

“For guys, in their hearts and dreams, they want two girlfriends.

“We have the same taste in everything, so obviously we’re going to like the same boy too.

“We’re all together when we have sex, and if we like the same guy, so be it.”

For the last two years, Anna and Lucy have been sharing the same double bed – and for the last twelve months, they have been dating the same guy.

The 4ft 10in twins, who live at home with their mum Jeanna, 71, have dated separate boyfriends before, but they have always been best friends or brothers.

Lucy says: “Every date had to be a double date. It’s always double or nothing.”

From an early age Anna and Lucy were inseparable.

The sisters, born one minute apart, attended the same nursery, primary and secondary school, before enrolling on a beauty course at college – together.

At home, in the sun-soaked suburbs of Perth, the sisters were doted on by their mum Jeanna and their dad Luigi, who passed away four years ago, aged 58.

Lucy says: “Our mum has always been able to tell us apart. But, our dad, not so much.

“He would say, ‘Which one are you?'”

The only way to tell the twins apart is by slight markings on the girls’ faces – the small mole on Lucy’s cheek and a scar on Anna’s forehead.

But, those slight differences go unseen by most – including ex-boyfriends.

Lucy says: “We’ve had fun, especially when we were younger.

“We would swap boyfriends, if we were bored.

“Like, even on the telephone, if I didn’t want to talk to my boyfriend, Anna would take the phone and pretend to be me.

“We would play games like that, and the other person never realised.

“We’ve settled down a bit now.”

From an early age Anna and Lucy were inseparable.

The sisters, born one minute apart, attended the same nursery, primary and secondary school, before enrolling on a beauty course at college – together.

At home, in the sun-soaked suburbs of Perth, the sisters were doted on by their mum Jeanna and their dad Luigi, who passed away four years ago, aged 58.

Lucy says: “Our mum has always been able to tell us apart. But, our dad, not so much.

“He would say, ‘Which one are you?'”

The only way to tell the twins apart is by slight markings on the girls’ faces – the small mole on Lucy’s cheek and a scar on Anna’s forehead.

But, those slight differences go unseen by most – including ex-boyfriends.

Lucy says: “We’ve had fun, especially when we were younger.

“We would swap boyfriends, if we were bored.

“Like, even on the telephone, if I didn’t want to talk to my boyfriend, Anna would take the phone and pretend to be me.

Snake eats crocodile in Queensland lake, Australia

A snake has eaten a crocodile in an epic duel captured by onlookers at a Queensland lake. The whopper python took on the croc at Lake Moondarra, near Mount Isa, on Sunday. A Mount Isa woman, Tiffany Corlis, was having breakfast nearby when canoeists racing on the lake alerted her about the endurance battle playing out nearby. She grabbed her camera and took a series of shots that documented the enormous snake’s assault on the much smaller croc, which was about a metre long. By the time Corlis started watching, the python had already coiled its body around the crocodile and was beginning to strangle it. “[The crocodile] was fighting at the start, so it was trying to keep its head out of water and survive,” she told ABC North West Queensland Radio on Monday. But as the morning sort of progressed, you could tell that both of them were getting a little weaker. “Finally, the croc sort of gave in and the snake had uncoiled for a little while and had a brief break and then actually started to consume the crocodile.” Corlis said it was amazing to witness. “It was just unbelievable,” she said. “We were sort of thinking that the snake had bitten off a little more than it could chew. “But it did. It actually ate the crocodile.” The aftermath showed the overstuffed snake lying still, where presumably it stayed for some time as it digested its dinner. “When you actually looked at the snake, you could actually see the crocodile’s ridges, legs and everything inside its belly,” Corlis said.