You know its hot in Australia when

  1. The best parking stop is determined by shade,not distance
  2. Hot water comes out of both taps
  3. You learn that seat beat buckle makes a pretty good branding iron
  4. The temperature drops below 32 degrees C and you feel chilly
  5. You know that in January and February it only takes two fingers to steer a car
  6. You discover you can get sun burnt through your windscreen
  7. You develop a fear on metal door handles
  8. You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7 am
  9. Your biggest bicycle accident fear is “What if i get knocked out and end up lying on the road,getting cooked?
  10. You realize that asphalt has a liquid state
  11. Farmers are feeding their chicken crushed ice to prevent them from laying hard boiled eggs
  12. The trees are whistling for dog
  13. While walking back barefoot to your car from any event,you do a tightrope act on the white lines in the car park
  14. You catch a cold from having the aircon on full-blast all night long
  15. You realize that Westfield Shopping Center aren’t just Shopping centers they are temple where you worship Air Conditioning
  16. Sticking your head in the freezer and taking deep breaths is considered normal
  17. A cup full of ice is considered a great snack
  18. A blackout is life threatening because your aircon and your fan no longer work
  19. No one cares if you walk around with no shirt on
  20. You keep everything in the fridge ,including potatoes, bread and clothing
  21. People have enough left over beer cans to make a boat and compete in a regatta
  22. The effort of toweling yourself off after a shower means you need another shower right away
  23. You will wait patiently until the day it starts raining to go for a run
  24. You worry your ceiling fan is spinning so fast it will fly off and kill you
  25. You laugh because the list is accurate

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